- Jack: I got suspended
- Alex: you got suspended?
- Jack: twice-
- Alex: I never got suspended
- Jack: I threw a shoe at a bus driver
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
- me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
