• Jack: I got suspended
  • Alex: you got suspended?
  • Jack: twice-
  • Alex: I never got suspended
  • Jack: I threw a shoe at a bus driver
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: omg what if I actually said something out loud